HERMAN THE WORM
Iiiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaaas
sittin’ on a fence post
chewin’ my bubble gum
(smack, smack, smack, smack)
playing with my yo-yo
doo-whop, doo-whop
and along came
Herman the worm
and he was thiiiiis big
I said Herman,
“What’s up with you man?”
He said, “I ate a _____”
( Insert thing like: bug, cat, dog, cow, horse, dinosaur, blue whale… He get’s bigger and bigger. And then when he’s this big…)